Geek stuff

Not too long ago my (ex)girlfriend frequently got upset when I came home from my lab, usually not realizing that I had spent more than my 8 daily hours there that I'm paid for. I had to admit that I really like my work and everything that has to do with nifty electronics stuff and that no day can go by without spending some time in front of a colorful glimmering tube with lots of knobs in front of it. Yepp, and if you know Dilbert then you probably know me already, too! So, here's my geek code: 
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GE/S d-(--) s+:+>+:- a C++$>--- ULUS(++) P- L+ E---- W++ N+ !o K-
w+$(--) !O M@ V-- PS+++ PE-->$ Y PGP- t+*(++) 5- X+ R* tv+ b>++ DI+++
D-(----) G- e+++* h--(*) r>* y+(*)
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

If you happen to have a job offer that can really really outbeat my current job at the UW Physics Department and if you're interested to hire me, here's the link to my resume.

Seen in the Dec. 15 1996 issue of the Seattle Times:

last edited 12/15/96